65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

Dad jokes is like potato chips, it is just “crispy” but bring a smile into a family. What makes dad jokes that “crispy”? Because an age gap between dad and another family especially children.

That’s why, the younger generation always say “MEHH” when dad jokes is told. 

Dad jokes usually coming up during a family conversation. Once our father is start talking, we also have to start to hear Dad Jokes.

Promise me, don’t be so rude when your father is having his dad jokes. He just tries to entertain everyone.

Here 60 dad jokes that usually come up during dad-child conversation or family reunion. Is one of them ever talked with your dad?

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65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

1. “What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?” “Sofishticated.” 

2. “What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!”

3. “What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make? Brrrroooom.. brrroooom.”

4. “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired!”

5. “What do you call a factory that makes okay products?” “A satisfactory.”

6. “My wife asked me to stop singing “Wonderwall” to her. I said maybe…”

7. “Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere!.”

8. “Why do vampires always seem sick? They’re coffin.”

9. “Dear Math, grow up and solve your own problems.”

10. “What musical instrument do you find in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste!” 

65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

11. “Where do fruits go on vacation?” “Pear-is!”

12. “What kind of drink can be bitter and sweet? Reali-tea.”

13. “Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I’m not going to spread it!”

14. “What did the police officer say to her belly button? You’re under a vest!”

15. “What has more letters than the alphabet?” “The post office!”

16. “Why do some couples go to the gym? Because they want their relationship to work out.”

17. “Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it!”

18. “What kind of cars do eggs drive? Yolkswagens.”

19. “What does a lemon say when it answers the phone?” “Yellow!”

20. “My boss told me to have a good day, so I went home.”

65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

21. “Why do dogs float in water? Because they are good buoys.”

22. “I only know 25 letters of the alphabet—I don’t know y.”

23.”What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?” “A meltdown.”

24. “Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he Neverlands.”

25. “What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper!”

26. “Wanna hear a joke about paper? Never mind. It’s tearable.”

27. “What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!” 

28. “Why did the coach go to the bank? To get his quarterback.”

29. “How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!”

30. “I had to sell my vacuum cleaner. All it was doing was gathering dust.”

65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

31. “You think swimming with sharks is expensive? Swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.”

32. “Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before is a sadder day.”

33. “What’s brown and sticky? A stick!”

34. “I’ll call you later.” Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”

35. “Shout out to my fingers. I can count on all of them.”

36. “I’ve been thinking about taking up meditation. I figure it’s better than sitting around doing nothing.” 

37. “If towels could tell jokes, I think they’d have a very dry sense of humor.”

38. “The wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.”

39. “A cheeseburger walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘Sorry, we don’t serve food here.” 

40. “I lost my job at the bank on my first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.”

65 Dad Jokes That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

41. “I wish Covid-19 had started in Las Vegas. Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.”

42. “What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!”

43. “I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.” 

44. “What kind of car does a sheep like to drive? A lamborghini.”

45. “What do you call a sad cup of coffee? Depresso.”

46. “Where do you learn all about ice cream? Sundae school.”

47. “Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the ‘no-bell’ prize.”

48. “What do you call a toothless bear? A gummy bear” 

49. “To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word!”

50. “Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, houses can’t jump.”

That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

51. “My uncle named his dogs Rolex and Timex. They’re his watch dogs!”

52. “If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

53. “I had a neck brace fitted years ago and I’ve never looked back since.”

54. “Do you know how many people are dead at a cemetery? All of them.”

55. “I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport. I’m just doing it for kicks!” 

56. “Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was out standing in his field.”

57. “What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant.”

58. “If you see a crime at an Apple store, are you an iWitness?

59. “What’s the best smelling insect?” “A deodor-ant.”

60. “What kind of milk comes from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.”

That Never Fail To Bring a Laugh

61. “I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed!”

62. “What do you call a fake noodle?” “An impasta.”

63. “What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing—they fast.”

64. “What rhymes with boo and stinks? You!”

65. “My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.”

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If you are soon-to-be dad, save those jokes and one day, you will thank us!

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